Widow Swankee: The Parish laundress: striving for betterment, partial to a nip or two
PAUL COX
Dishee Washee: her dim son and houseboy, looking for love
KATE LAIRD
Aladdin: her smart, if earnest, son – trainee churchwarden at St Yurts, the sister parish church at Cross-in-Xiand.
WILL TYLER
PC PC – the village policeman, always on the lookout for cultural appropriation infringements
KEITH KEAVENY
The Empress Char Sui: spicy on the tongue
ANN TOWNSEND
Princess Tscha-ming, her daughter: turns men to jelly, not to be trifled with….
EVIE CHAPMAN
Nurse Chu Mi, her nanny, in constant pursuit of a husband
BARBARA LAIRD
The Slave of the Ringtone: the ultimate smartphone app
JORDAN PAWLETT
The Slave of the Lamp: the genie who must be rubbed-up the right way
JAMES MCNAY
Abbanasty: A scheming, itinerant conjuror from the deserts of Hailshan, often inappropriately ‘tached
DAVID DYKE
Abbanasty’s Gagsters: his two hapless henchpersons, more feared for chuckles than knuckles
KATIE HICKLING, SOPHIE BUDGEN
The Lady High Executioner, poised to provide memorable moments for your Instagram
DOTTIE WITHERS
Three Little Maids of the WI
JUDITH CLARK, SUE HYDEN, TIM WILLIAMS
The Rev. Wing In-it, The Vicar of Wadrjin, & part-time children’s party entertainer
GEORGE PITCHER
The Townsfolk of Waldrjin
ANN BASSETT, SUE CARTER, SHIRLEY ISTED, MARGARET IVEY, DIANA WORMAN